新年快樂

時間真是過的快, 一轉眼今天巳經是2008年的最后一天了! 今年最開心是和小白獅去玩hot air ballooning...最失望是今年沒人工加...最喜歡的禮物是Keroro模型外加油和筆...最害怕的是明年就要30了...最想不到的是竟然買了新床...是煩惱的是馬上要修房子...最想對小白獅說的是"明年我30歲生日我要大大禮!"...最想對OPQ吼的是"再胖我送你們去減肥中心!!"...最希望明年會更好!

Moreland Rise - Christmas Edition

Agent Oscar is currently raising money for the company as the company director had over spending during Boxing day sales. He dressed up as a Mongolian and selling cat biscuit kebab at Moreland Rise. He didn't forget to send his blessing to company.



Agent Paris is currently raising money by disguised as an Santa's little helper in Moreland Pole. Her identity has soon been discovered as she was sleeping on bed during working hour. She also sent her late blessing to company.



Agent Q has been pulled out from training school. Company invited white lion to have a new hair cut for her. She has been assigned a new mission to raise money for company. She too sent her blessing to company before her departure.

Final day

Yeah...you will come back tonight! We must celebrate with food and drinks...let me think, umm...errr...why Melbourne restaurants have to close so early? Where can I find take away food at midnight?? Well, I can cook(bake), I can make(buy) a pizza for you plus a garlic bread and Salad (which can find in any supermarket, yeah...). We have 3 boxes of coke, so plenty drinks! Just buy a pack of chips and we can have a party! I love Friday...

Day fifteen...the last day
"Weclome back, welcome back...Yeah woman, how you doing..."

Day fourteen

I had a terrible headache when I woke this morning. I thought I had a nice long sleep last night? Maybe becasue I left the window opened? Anyway, went to work and it was another busy day as many employees rang/email seeking to have Christmas off. This is the nature of the business. You have been employed to work all public holiday and school holiday period. They all understand this but still prefer to complain/argue. Especially due to the current ecomony crisis, most of the businesses need to cut down their expenses. If our employees continue not to corporate with our client, we soon have no competitive power and eliminated by our client!

I went to stamp auction tonight and found few decent items. Most of the items were junks, but the most amazing thing is still many people bidded for it. I also met a block who told me that he has many PNC. I got his number and will call him get some price next week. Hope he has some decent PNC with reasonabale price...

Fourteen down 1 day to go...
"At last, you soon will come back, my lonely days are over..."

Day thirteen

Monday was 17C and today becomes 30C, what's wrong with Melbourne weather? I'm still wearing my winter gears...I mean Spring gears (lucky, I didn't put on my winter jacket.). I went for a walk after lunch, people on the street all wearing T-shirt & shorts. I felt like a freak...but thats not my fault! It was cool this morning! Maybe I should put on my summer gear underneath next time. So if weather suddenly change I can take off/put on anytime. Good idea? Umm...not really.

Went to dad's place and drink beef soup again today. It was tasty and good yesterday, but its damn hot today! I was sweating and resting while drinking the soup, and dad thought I wanted more (was I looked like wanting more?) and insisted to have another bowl... Ohh...god.

I also went to refill petrol. The petrol price has been droped dramatic, today's price is $1.04 per liter. After 4c discount, it only cost $1 per liter. How many years we haven't see this petrol price? Hope the price will be lower...or stay...

Thirteen down and 2 days to go...
"It's just another day..."

Day twelve

Who the hell suggesting people to drink a glass of milk before sleep? I'm not really convinced that milk can ease to sleep, but it woke me up twice for toilet last night! Err...who to blame? No one but myself. (that's the saddest part!) Anyway, dizzying in the morning and drove to work, then found out the road has been closed for water pipe maintenance. DAMN, I have to drive all the way to the other end and managed to get into our parking area. We had million of phone calls today, because the bank was having trouble to transfer money to our employee's account! I have been repeated same thing over and over and over again...when you have a bad day and everything goes wrong!

I went to dad's place for dinner. He bought beef and made beef soup for me. I always enjoy dad's beef soup, strong beef flavour! No need to worry about dinner tonight...GOOD!

Twelve down 3 days to go...
"Sometimes the system goes on the blink, and the whole thing turns out wrong...I had a bad day..."

Day eleven

I gave a formally warning to the 3 devils this morning AGAIN. They were ridiculous last night, scratched bedroom door for "n" times, yelled and jumped around in bathroom. How did I know they were jumping? OK, if you chuck a bag of 5kg rice on floor, you will understand how noisy it will be! Lack of sleep caused me daydreaming whole day...lucky boss is in SYD today. I'm planning to punish them tonight...by not let them sleep after dinner! I decided to jump around in living room as well, exercise for me and keep them awake! Heehee...perhaps I can "dance" with them tonight?

Eleven down 4 days to go...
"Everybody gonna dance around, Everybody gonna hit the ground, Everybody gonna dance around tonight!!!!"

Day ten

Sunday, my favourite day. A day I can rest and rest and rest on bed. I didn't watch TV, didn't play game. Just simply lay on bed, listened to music, and enjoyed my only peaceful time in a week. "I'm not dead, don't step on my body and STOP using your dirty claw touch my face!" Errr...these 3 devils always spoil my favourite moment and make me screaming! GOD, why me? Sigh...is this a punishment for allowing Tigger to get pregnant? I should know that a devil like Tigger can never have angel babies!

Ten down 5 days to go...
"It's too late to regret...It's too late..."

Day nine

The temperature has been droped down dramatic overnight. I woke at 3am to get another quilt. The rain and the low temperature, I feel like in winter again! Maybe we can still ski somewhere? Umm...ice skating to be exactly. HAHA...I only did shopping today, then came back home hiding in sofa watching TV. 3 devils also sleep with me for whole afternoon...we are keeping each other warm! Cat is really better than hot water bottle, you never need change water to keep it warm. But the major disadvantage is...bloody heavy! Can you imagine a 13kg+ quilt lay on your body? And you can't move otherwise their sharp nails will pin on your body anytime. My saturday...gone!

Nine down 6 days to go...
"On the day that you 3 were born, the devils got together, and decided to create a nightmare for me. So they sprinkled litter dust in your hair and fishcan in your mind...Ai Ai.."

Day eight

Yeah...it's Firday!! I'm going to have 2 days to "die" on my sofa. I want playing FF12, which I played for more than 8 months now. Sometimes I wonder I can ever finish it? I also want watching the TV series, but why the hell all TV series always so long? A simple story which can finish in 10 episodes, but guess what...after 30 episodes there comes series 2, and it just keep goes on and on. Err...why the actor can talk and fight after been poisoned? I just has a can of chilli tuna and my stomach ake like in hell? Maybe I should stop complain and get back to work. I have a balcony back yard and front yard waiting for me to clean! I actually cleaned the front yard on Wednesday night, but it is dirty like rubbish area now. Umm...Maybe I should leave it to you? HAHA...

Eight down 7 days to go...
"Two o'clock and I wish that I was sleeping, you're in my head like a song on the radio..."

Day seven

Another frightening day, because my colleague still in bad mood...I know she was busy at work and her private life. I think we should not bring worries from work back home, also shouldn't bring bad mood from home to office. It is unfair to everyone surrounding us. Sigh...I can never understand middle age woman! Moody, bad temper...Maybe they are in the uncertain period of their life - manopause perhaps? HAHA...only god knows.

I had a nap after dinner, lack of sleep I think. I always feel sleepy when I'm watching TV, but can't sleep once go to bed. My body clock always few hours behind...that's why I can sleep until 1pm sometimes. To me it's only 10am, perfect execuse riite!

Seven down 8 days to go...
"Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long...."

Day six

A bit moody today, about work of course! The worst thing is I'm not upset with boss, but a stupid colleague. Sigh...Really don't want think about it. I saw people on TV always playing musical instrument when they have bad mood. I'm a bit regret I didn't listen to my parent study hard on one of the musical instrument when I was little. Now I'm also playing keys, but computer key...board. Same rite? HAHA...

Rain again, I better sleep earlier tonight! Well, it's almost 11pm...not that early.
Six down 9 days to go...
"Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, We're all gonna get in a fight!"

Day five

What a busy day! I was all by myself today at work today, becuase my colleague was absent from work. It will be good if you have no work, then you can surf the net or chatting with friend (pretending talk to colleague). But if there were many damn stuff waits for you and the bloody phone was none stop ringing, that really makes you pulling your hair! Err...

Went to shopping after work for dad as Coke 1.25L is only $1.15 per bottle. But there is a "LIMIT" for this promotion - 2 boxes per customer. The worst thing is the cash register will question you and treats you like criminal! I wonder why they offer this promotion at first place if they are not willing to sell? Fully crap!

Five down 10 days to go...
"I miss your face, your eyes, your hands, your touch..."

Day four

Arrr.....I suppose to be the "Pizza Master"! But I created a "meat lover pizza" which will make any orginal pizza creators shamed... HAHA, a true meat only pizza! No cheese, no vege, just meat! Can you image a pizza without cheese? Ohhh....well, I totally forgot to buy cheese when I was shopping at Safeway this afternoon. When I put tomato paste on the pizza bread, I remember the most important ingredient ~ CHEESE. Then I thought to myself, maybe butter will do. I searched throught the fridge, but no butter..."DAMN, how come we have no butter at home? How could this be possible??" (swearing for 10 minutes, then realised I need cheese not butter...) In the end I decided to forget about cheese, just put on meat! (what else can I do?)

Then I decided to cook some vege...I found a cauliflower which bought ages ago. Anyway, I cut half of it and cut into small pieces. Then I tried to think how you used to cook...right, use hot water. So I boiled hot water and added to the bowl, and waited for 5 mins. But it tasted uncook...shit, did you stir fry afterward? Anyway, I just put cauiflower with some beacon into fry pan. When I finished, I swear to myself, I will never let you travel alone!!

Four down 11 days to go...
"And I’m surrounded by a million people I still feel alone...Oh, please come home...Oh, I miss you, you know"

Day three

Sleep until 2pm, but still feel tired and sleepy. I was planned to clean up the balcony and front yard. But the weather wasn't looking good, so I decided to cleaning up the devils' room.
While I was busy cleaning their room, my neighbours were busy as well. Unit 34(left) finally moved in today, and unit 32(right) were BBQ at the backyard.
Afterward I just lie on sofa playing game and watching TV.

Three down another 12 days to go.
"What a boring day, what a boring day, whata whata whata boring day..."

Day two

What a day! Why I always feel exhausted after dating with my mother? Its my mother, or all mothers are the same? Umm...but my mother for sure is an extreme case. Mother's birthday, of course need decent present and fancy food. OK, OK...it wasn't really a "present", but the amount should be decent enough! And the food wasn't that fancy, but when you had a vegetarian boyfriend for few weeks, any dish with meat will be fancy right? Of course, I remember the CAKE! After lunch, I took her to the cake shop to pick a cake. On the way to the cake shop, she was keep bumbling "Don't waste your money on cake, lunch is enough!" Guess what happened after we bought the cake and back to her house, she started changing clothes and put on all those makeups. Then I have been given a camera to shoot photos in different angles. Sometimes I just don't get it, I mean even shooting in differnt angle, I'm still taking photos for same person right? Ohh...well, if that keeps her happy!

Back home around 6pm, was planed to take a quick nap. But changed mind when I saw my darling Paris was chewing the fur on floor again....what's wrong with this girl huh? We are feeding health decent cat food to her everyday! Anyway, I'm vacuuming and they are "pulling" out more fur...a shower and a hair cut has been scheduled!

Err....two down 13 days to go!
"I'm a prisoner of pet, prisoner of pet, just a prisoner of pet...."

Day one

My first day, no good at all. I fell into sleep around 2:30am and woke up by heavy rain at 5am. Got up at 8am with headache. Morning always busy with phone calls and emails. I mean if you want call sick, obviously you will ring at morning right?

Had few slices of bread for lunch, tasteless...Err...then opened a can of my favourite chilli tuna...delicious! But didn't expect to pay a painful price for my delicious time! Not long after lunch, I started vomiting and had this terrible stomach pain. I can't remember when was the last time I vomiting because stomach upset. I scared the hell out of my colleague, so I left office around 3:30pm. Once I arrived home, I thought I should got better, but actually much worse. It was no long stomach upset, but strong stomach pain...I hold my tummy and said to my stomach "I promise I will stop eating spicy food...stop playing around with me!" I think I have to say good bye to my favourite spicy food now, I mean at least for awhile. I can't put my "already sick" stomach in risk!

Ohh...well, one down 14 days to go.
"I think I can fly....Oww"

First night without you

It's 12:30am and I'm sitting on the bed using the laptop. Can't sleep, may be not comfortable with the weather? It has dropped to 18C, can't believe it was 33C this afternoon. Your freight should be departured by now? Oh...well, Qantas never on time!

You know, I have been imaged the moment when you walk through the gate for a while. I thought I will be in tears but actually I wasn't. I don't even feel sad, emotionless to be exactly! It's more like a child lost his favourite toy. Yes, I feel lost...from the moment you walked into that damn gate. I tried follow my routine, but it's just not working.

I tried to dry up my feet, I realised I forgot to get a towel. I almost yelled "woman, grab me a towel", then I released you were not here. Then I realised you washed all my towel..."HOLY SHIT"! A wet towel was certainly not please! ohh...and I messed the floor again. See...it's just not right! Still another 15 days to go...Ayaya...and I stucked with 3 stupid devils.

This is my first night without you.
Lonely, I'm so lonely, I have no body for my own...ohh...

南柯一夢

在重新預定了3次后, 終于在9月5號坐到了熱氣球! 還記得4號晚上打電話去查天氣時, 小白獅緊張的樣子. 當我向她舉起大拇指時, 她的臉真是像天氣般馬上陰轉晴. 那晚大家都興奮的整晚睡不著, 第二天早上5點便帶著微黑的眼袋沖去了目的地. 我們參加的熱氣球公司在5號早上有兩班人, 一班是中老年人, 另一班就是我們青年人. 我們這團共8人, 大都是二十几歲, 而且都為慶祝生日而來. 在氣球駕駛員和司机的帶領下, 我們十人坐著van車, 拖著氣球來到了出發點.



接著我們听著駕駛員的指揮幫著一起做准備工作. 其實准備工作很容易, 只是拉開大氣球然后沖氣. 沒多久氣球就慢慢升起, 慢慢离地.



天未全亮的墨爾本十分的宁靜, 我們興奮的使用著手上的照像机, 希望能拍下這美麗而又宁靜的一刻.



拍著拍著突然看到幅好笑的畫面 ~ 浮在空中的啤酒杯. 原來是一個啤酒杯形狀的熱氣球正在空中做廣告. 忍不住就拍下照片.



很快一小時就過去了, 我們巳經接近要降落的地點. 有些惋惜無法拍下自已所撘的氣球, 小白獅卻笑說有辦法. 答案就是把我們氣球的影子拍下來. 這也算是沒辦法中的好辦法了!



就這樣三個月的等待在一個多小時里畫上了句號. 下氣球后又幫著一起收到氣球. 最后司机開著我們到了最后一站 ~ Langham Hotel ~ 吃自助早餐. 我們還真都餓了, 于是大伙自顧自的挑自己所喜歡的食物. 在9月5號11點, 我們又恢复成煩忙的打工人.

小白獅生日快樂

今天才想起昨天是小白獅生日, 上個星期每天都在提醒自己. 結果昨天還是忘記上來大聲吼句"生日快樂!" 最近自己倒霉還連累身邊的人. 車子在3個月里被人撞2次, 本來昨晚打算出去吃頓好的慶祝一下, 結果因為沒車而無法去飯店. 人霉起來真是....想找家pizza店送pizza, 不是不送我這條街就是星期二休息. 沒辦法唯有拖著小白獅走去最近的快餐店~Red rooster. 我想會請人去快餐店過30歲大壽的也只有我了...這個難忘經歷讓我整晚失眠! 倒了快30年霉的我何時才會轉運? 難道真要熬到42才轉運, 然后44壽終正寢?? 我自問也算本性善良又沒做過什么傷天害理之事, 怎么會運氣那么差! 神啊, 救救我吧!!

又忘了對小白獅說最重要的一句話"生日快樂"!
PS. 星期四晚早點睡...Hot Air Ballooning on Friday morning....

人有三急

如題這是我們經常在電視節目里听到的用詞. 可到底何為人有三急? 我今天上网一查才知道這三急是"上厕所急。结婚入洞房急。老婆在里面生孩子你在外面等急。" 朋友一定覺得奇怪為什么突然開這么個話題. 那是因為我對自己的親身体驗而無奈啊....

話說我們坐辦公室的, 一般屁股都不舍得离開椅子. 如不是在万不得己時是不會站起來的. 這万不得己時通常都是因人有三急而急去廁所. 以我辦公室到廁所不過短短几秒鐘的路程可還真是阻礙重重. 我才站起來跨開兩步, 同事巳經迎上來說三道四. 在強忍的几分鐘里還是很有耐心的打發她走后, 繼續向廁所進發. 最后來到了將死之地 ~ 老板辦公室門前. 老板辦公室的前門是去廁所的必經之路, 那時因為不想他整天看著才騙他去在另一邊的辦公室, 沒想到卻害了自己. 每次經過一定被他叫住, 然后廢話連篇的說一大堆(要知道人急時, 再重要的事也變得無意義了). 我越急他說的越起勁...真是答他不好,不答他也不好. 就在這又急又為難的關頭, 只希望他的話題快結束或是有電話打斷這該死的話題....望著那伸手可及的廁所, 我終于吸了口氣自行結束話題后沖進廁所. 要知道忍耐是有限度的....再接二連三的經歷后, 我終于明白到任何事都沒有"人有三急"來的那么急!

金牛兵團

上星期天, 鍍金牛在家任勞任怨的包餛飩和春卷. 因為近來小白獅心情反复似Melbourne天氣, 一會晴一會陰, 還分分鐘下暴雨外加打雷閃電. 就說上星期, 只要晚上有烹飯就會敲碗打鍋. 鍍金牛真是憂心如焚啊, 生怕一不小心踩到了獅尾巴. (家里就尾巴多) 于是自告奮勇來照顧這星期伙食. 要知道牛是只會吃不會烹飯的...想來想去就只有把小時候學到的技能使出來了. 星期天就讓小白獅准備餡料, 開始組織了鍍金牛的 ~ 蝦肉春卷小步兵与菜肉餛飩大兵團.

鍍金牛先開始組織蝦肉春卷小步兵, 小白獅也想要有獅兵就舉手一試....結果獅兵變成了殘兵. 這里就不刊登. 大家欣賞一下鍍金牛的小步兵吧! (小白獅: "你的牛兵最后不也進我的肚子?")

在組織完50個春卷小步兵, 鍍金牛開始了200分鐘的餛飩大兵團招募. 沒想到小白獅竟然制造了兩只"餛飩spy", 混入鍍金牛的大兵團! 當然還是逃不過牛眼被抓出來. 可小白獅對自己的餛飩spy是贊不絕口.

最后牛兵獅spy都被送去了淨身, 准備駐守五藏廟. 留下的牛兵就先留守在冰箱里.

雖然犧牲了星期天, 卻換回平靜...值得啊!

残酷の事实三 ~ 人不如貓

如題, 我總要抱怨, 可小白獅卻說我在吃干醋. 大家來評評理!

最近老有野貓來我家要吃的. 本來也無所謂反正自己家也養貓, 貓餅干多多. 不過自以年初的EBA, 要求改良貓餅干, 從原來$2.99/L到現在$6.60/L! 實在沒有多余的錢來喂野貓, 于是決定去買包便宜貓餅干. 今天吃午飯時就去超市看.

鍍金牛"買這包沒牌子貓餅干吧! 多便宜.."
小白獅"它(野貓)會不會吃不慣? 還是買有牌子的好!"
鍍金牛"野貓也會吃不慣?"

過一會儿...

鍍金牛"今晚吃什么?"
小白獅"今晚吃pasta!"
鍍金牛"又是pasta??" 要知道因為我很不喜歡吃意大利通心粉, 所以小白獅就改烹成港式通心粉. 不還是通心粉??
小白獅"去買材料." 完全忽略我...

到了買通心粉的架前, 小白獅拿起一包通心粉問"想吃哪种通心粉? 卷的還是直條的?"
我當時真是覺得她是拿警棍問"想怎么死? 電椅還是槍斃?"
于是我就說"隨便...不都一樣!"
結果小白獅挑了包沒牌子的通心粉.
我不爽的問"貓要吃有牌子, 我就吃沒牌子?"
小白獅"貓吃的出沒牌子!"
鍍金牛"我就吃不出?"
小白獅"面放了調味料就吃不出了!"
鍍金牛"吃不出就要吃沒牌子了?"
小白獅"都一樣. 我不是也吃沒牌子!"
鍍金牛"怎么一樣? 你要虐待自己是自虐, 有什么理由我要陪你自虐?"
小白獅"你到底吃不吃? 烹給你吃還那么多話!"

就這樣我被封殺了....

男人 vs 女人

男人和女人真是很不同的, 不單是身体上, 想法上或做法上都無法妥協.
(注: 以下所有案例全是真實事件)

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先來看看例1:

男: 不好意思, 今天晚打電話給你...因為很忙!
女: 沒關系, 那么忙你還打給我...下次你忙就別打了.
男: 不行! (這一刻女方心里是十万分的高興, 希望男方會說因為我很想你或是你對我更重要. 可惜希望始終是希望...)
男: (continue) 你要我每天都打給你的, 所以再忙我也會打給你的.
女: .......


不可否認男方是誠實的! 可惜對于女方來說男方是"蠢的像豬". 給男方的建議是在和女友相處時"white lie"是在所難免的! 就算你忙的連她的名字和樣貌都不記得, 可只能說"想死我了!". 之后那些"差點一下子想不起你的名字."就免了吧!
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例2:

男: 要不要吃冰淇淋?
女: 不用了, 謝謝.
于是男方整了一大碗冰淇淋, 坐在女方旁邊開心的吃了10分鐘, 而女方卻瞪著男方心里臭罵了他一万次...


不可否認男方是單純的! 可惜對于女方來說男方是"比豬還蠢". 給男方的建議是通常在買東西或吃東西時, 女友說不用了那就是要! 要是你真相信了她的話, 那我只能說"You are bloody idiot Mate!"
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例3:

男: 生日快樂 (順便送上很粗很重卻又很土氣的金鏈)
女: 你沒把發票扔掉吧? (打開禮物前~陽光般的笑容, 打開禮物后~臉部有點抽經)
男: 來我幫你帶上, 不必擔心价錢.
女: 你還是把發票先給我吧....


可怜的男方以為女方心疼他的錢包, 可怜的女方不知如何騙取發票去店里換掉這份禮物. 給男方的建議是拖你女友去買禮物, 要不然惊喜會變成慌恐. 給女方的建設是你不如直接的告訴男方你喜歡什么, 要不然惊喜會變成臉抽經.
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讓我們來總結一下吧:

男人們請放聰明點, 女人可不像你的車那么簡單, 沒油了就加油, 沒氣了就加氣. 她也不會像車般, 讓你想開就開, 想停就停. 要好像玩地雷般, 步步為營, 一不小心你就"GAME OVER"了!

女人們請直接點, 男人就好像寵物般, 你不教它哪里是廁所它就亂拉了, 所以你可要給多點耐心. 出去時可要牽好它, 帶它去你想去的地方. 要不然單細胞的它就自己跑去"HAPPY"了.

我....等

過了生日巳有几個星期, 可運氣也未有好轉. 前個星期車還被人撞了...真是一波未平一波又起. 搞了一大輪后還是要等. 其實我每天都在等: 從早上9點開始等下班, 下班后開始等吃飯, 飯后又開始等要看的電視節目, 上床睡覺還要等自己睡著. 這些只不過算是小等, 還有大等: 等每個星期發工資, 等放假可以偷懶, 等著可以加工資. 這還不夠, 還有特等: 等著中六合彩, 等著買大房新車, 等著退休去周遊世界. 是不是太被動了? 可我只知道有太多事是無法預知也無法控制的, 我還是做好自己的本份. 我等....

玩伴

不知是否年紀大了, 最近常常夢見儿時的情景. 夢見過世的外婆, 年青時的叔父姑姨, 還有年少時的表哥表弟及自己. 出生于70年代未80年代初的朋友, 相信大部份都是獨生子女. 做"only one"沒什么不好, 雖然一切盡屬于我可卻常常孤獨一人. 所以對我來說表兄弟都像親兄弟一般親. 如果看族譜那我是有一籮筐表兄弟姐妹. 不過和我同輩又比較親的就只有父親家的表哥A, 与母親家的表弟Q.

我父親是老婆奴所以一結婚就搬到女家做孝順女婿. 只有星期天才會全家回阿娘(奶奶)家吃頓飯. 表哥A就和我阿娘住所以每個星期我們都會在阿娘家發瘋搞破坏. 我們最喜歡在床上跳和在牆上寫大字. 還好房子后來拆了, 要不然真是沒臉見人了. 因為在牆上有一行特大字是我寫的"我是少先隊員". 現在的孩子應該不會理解, 在80年代的小學, 做少先隊員是多么光榮的一件事! 想當年因為我行為不險, 綠領巾比人晚帶一年, 紅領巾是在小學畢業前才拿到! 還以為要去中學繼續努力, 還好母親聰明, 用兩塊布料換回了紅領巾. 現在想想真是不解, 兩塊布料能做多少紅領巾? 那就是善良的80年代. 拿到紅領巾后我高興的在牆上寫"我是少先隊員". (心里是寫終于當上少先隊員了!) 之后就和表哥A慶祝把床給跳坏了. 小時候的表哥A是善良軟弱的, 常常被我欺負后躲在被子里哭. 不過我們的感情還是很好的盡管他現在不再善良...

我的表弟Q是我母親姐姐的儿子, 只比我小6個月可他不住上海. 每年只有放暑假兩個月才會回上海小住. 這兩個月我們會形影不离在一起玩一起吃一起睡. 我們最喜歡撘窩和決斗. 記得有一年不知是看完"秦始皇"還是"霍元甲", 我們跑到廚房找了二把小刀在床上決斗. 小時候的表弟Q是正義膽小的, 每次都不敢先攻擊, 次次都被我先打倒, 不過他從不求饒. 那次也不例外我拿刀先砍他的手結果刺傷了他的手, 沒想到他回手砍傷了我的頭. 然后兩人在床上谣調大哭, 外婆一看嚇了一跳, 兩人一手一頭的血. 其實都是小傷口, 可還是在我前額上留下了個小疤痕. 不過我們的感情還是很好的盡管他現在不再正義...

現在我只是偶爾會和他們聯系, 大家都有了自己的生活, 想法和做法上有些不贊同. 但有時還是會怀念幼時的大家 ~ 那才是最溫馨最天真又最真心的時刻. 現在也只能希望他們會幸福快樂.

30歲的人生

今天也像往常一樣 ~ 在坐監. 望著坐位旁的窗外真是有點想出去吹吹風. 其實我就像是家里的Oscar, 每次開門都會沖到門口, 卻只是呆坐望外而不敢走出去看看. 是啊, 外面會不會什么危險呢? 陌生的外面對我來說是太大也太复雜了. 雖說坐監很悶很無聊, 不過卻是可以帶給我經濟上及心里面的安全感. 人到了30就不能光考慮自己, 上有父母要照顧, 下有寵物要費心, 左有房子要保養, 右有車子要維修, 當中還有愛人要操心. 把坐監換來的那些安全感都刮分干凈, 最后只留下七情六欲來回味. 看來這輩子我是脫不出紅塵要万劫不复了!
這正是:
日日坐監夢想浪跡天涯
夜夜失眠期待奇跡來臨

世紀之家

自從抓奸在床照被登出來后, 鍍金牛家被人稱為 "世紀之家"...

- Oscar 被人指罵是"世紀賤男"
- 小Q被指為是"世紀淫娃"
- Paris 變成了"世紀怨婦"

不但如此, 連鍍金牛也被指是"世紀之最"...最賤, 最淫, 最怨之人. 真是沒天理啊!!

Moreland Rise - April 2008 Issue

SPECIAL REPORT

Trainee Q has been in training school over 6 months now. There was a shocking incident which delaying the graduation for Q. Recently rumor is everywhere about the secret affair between Agent Oscar and Trainee Q. Last weekend, a photo has revealled the relationship between Agent Oscar and Trainee Q.

Agent Paris was furious about the photo and decided to break up with Agent Oscar. She has also applied "heart break" leave with company for 4 weeks.

After the incident, the public has overwhelming support to Agent Paris, and Agent Oscar has received the title of "worst man for the year" in 2008. Company has suspended him for 2 weeks for the unacceptable behaviour!




Trainee Q has also been suspended by company for 2 weeks. She decided to have a holiday and finish her training upon her return.

生日快樂

今天是鍍金牛29歲生日, 也是鍍金牛的最后一個2字頭生日. 今早一起床小白獅巳經不停的祝我生日快樂, 之后所有agents都紛紛到賀...搞得我十分開心. 到了公司小白獅又送上大禮加賀卡...我真是興奮的在辦公室里漂來漂去. 母親也打電話給我祝我生日快樂外加她的照常說教...繼續在辦公室里漂. 今晚小白獅還會請我吃飯, 飯后還會有節目...我就快漂到辦公室屋頂了. 還請各位路過的朋友幫忙祝賀, 那我今天應該可以飛去月球了!

小秘密

我有一個不為人知的小秘密 ~ 害怕打針. 自我懂事起我一共打過三次針.

第一次大約在6歲時, 那時肝炎猖獗上海, 每家每戶都要打預防針. 以前打針都是自家打, 母親便幫家里人一個一個打. 開始我覺得好玩便站在一旁觀看, 可越看越怕, 那么長支針一下子扎進肉里...雖說屁股上肉多不算痛, 可扒針出來還是會出血! 于是我越站越遠, 等輪到我時我已經躲到床底安全避難了. 不管全家人如何哄騙我都不出來. 直到晚上肚子餓了才偷偷鑽出來, 卻被父親攔住, 他一句話就讓我乖乖的去打針 ~ "你打針有強手". 我想經過80年代的朋友都知道"強手"也就是現在的大富翁Monopoly. 在當時強手可要10塊錢, 父親每月人工也才不過60几塊錢. 我求了很久家里也不肯買, 現在有机會買強手我想也沒想就答應了. 可趴在床上等打針時我卻有些后悔, 于是我閉上雙眼咬緊牙關心里不停的想著強手. 突然屁股很痛只听見母親不停叫我放松點. 其實我覺得巳經很放松, 可事后才听母親說我緊張到屁股像石頭那么硬. 在扒針時針差點斷...結果屁股腫了几天而我幼小的心里認定打針是很痛很痛的事!

第二次是10歲來澳前抽血体檢. 我一看到針管死也不肯抽血, 結果在3個護士勸說下終于決定一試. 為何我會妥協, 因為她們告訴我 ~ 第一她們是護士, 第二不是打針, 所以抽血不痛...天真的我居然覺得她們的話有道理! 最讓我忘不了的是看著自己的血在針管流, 我差點昏過去! 在兩次慘痛的經驗后我得出一個結論: 針/針管是如吸血鬼般又痛又可怕的東西.

第三次是16歲學校要求做肺部測試, 看是陰/陽性反映. 可事先沒通知任何人, 到了學校才知道要打針, 逃也來不及了. 于是無奈的和同學排隊在外等候, 每次輪到我我都會讓后面的同學先去. 最后發現班主任在后面, 原來我巳經是最后一個了. 班主任邊說邊把我推進去 "You are the last one in year 10! Year 9 is waiting for their shot. Comeon, finish the injection and go back to your class!" 我坐在坐位上等護士准備針和藥時問班主任 "Can I go back to class without injection?" 班主任笑著抓住我的手說 "NO!" 我看到護士手上拿著針嚇的楞了, 打完還傻坐在位子. 班主任揪起我往教室里赶. 說真的我并不覺得痛, 因為緊張的出了一身汗全身都麻了.

之后我便一直避免打針, 因為實在很不好意恩, 那么大個人還怕打針真是丟臉. 到了現在是巳經避無可避了, 大概是年紀大了(我還沒到30). 每次去看醫生他都告訴我要年年打預防針...年年驗血体檢. 父母也總是有意無意的叫我做做体檢驗驗血. 連小白獅也日夜在耳邊說教. 看來這次真是大劫難逃了! 神啊, 救救我吧!!

生日真好!!

一轉眼巳經四月了, 我怎么也想不起自己在過去的98天里做了些什么. 只記得很忙很煩也很累... 還有兩個星期就是我生日了. 真是百感交集啊, 我, 29歲了?? 還記得18歲生日的興奮, 21歲的荒唐...一些都近在眼前! 母親常說她在我這個年紀巳經結婚生子了, 可到了我們這一輩人30歲還像小孩子, 連結婚都覺得責任太大而選擇同居, 更別說生孩子! 雖然有一大堆對生日負面的不滿, 可生日本身還是一個很正面的日子! 因為會有很多免費好吃的, 還會有禮物, 最重要是想干什么都行! 比如:
1. 名正言順的逃班 ~ 老板質問時可以理直氣壯的說 "因為我生日!!", 想"炒"我還得等我過完生日...
2. 光明正大的偷懶 ~ 小白獅質問時可以不屑的舉起手上寫著"因為我生日!!"的木牌子, 想"整"我還得等我過完生日...
3. 順理成章的花錢 ~ 自己質問時左腦和右腦同氣同聲道"因為我們生日!", 想"煩"我們還得等我們過完生日...

生日真好!! 還請個位...不要臉的...說些...違背良心的好話... 讓我有個滿足愉快的生日!!

我長大了

這星期每天吃完晚飯都會和小白獅去附近的公園走走. 也許是因為天氣晴朗的關系, 一片草地的公園也顯的十分明媚. 再加上小孩子拖著寵物与父母一起散步, 整個畫面變得無限溫馨. 本來我和小白獅是因為想"keep fit"才沒辦法去的. 可這几天卻是真心喜歡去走走吹吹風. 昨天出去的晚, 太陽就快要下山, 我突然很想去海邊看日落. 記得以前有位朋友很喜歡海邊, 每次都會拖我去那邊喝冷風. 他可以對著海坐几個小時, 而我總會不奈煩的在心里提抗議. 每次我都會問"海邊有什么好?", 通常他都會一笑置之, 可有一次他卻回說"年青真好". 當時我覺得他一定是給海風吹坏頭了, 答非所問. 現在想想才明白為何他會"答非所問".
以前在我的世界里只有兩种顏色 ~ 白与黑, 看什么事情都是 ~ 對和錯, 回答任何問題都只有 ~ 是或不是.
現在我的世界里多了灰色, 看事情知道會有沒對沒錯的時侯, 回答問題也會用也許.
有時很想發一會呆可是總會被打扰, 如果可以在海邊靜靜的坐一會儿, 對現在的我來說應該是件幸福的事吧! 可惜我卻沒有時間... 其實幸福真是隨手可得啊, 可有多少人愿意放棄一切去追求幸福?
走著走著我突然笑了, 在不知不覺中我長大了.

最近比較煩

從去年就開始有找新工作的念頭. 現在的工作真是很穩定也很無聊, 每天都做差不多的事. 做的又不很開心, 而且工資也不上不下. 每次都會去找工网站逛一圈, 可又不知自己想找什么樣的工作. 然后就逛去了其他网站游覽. 直到晚上躺在床上左腦才想起"我要找工", 而右腦便出現"明天請早", 最后就迷迷糊糊的睡著了. 所以到現在還在找的階段, 最近公司又有變化, 雖然短期內對我們沒有影響, 可心里總有些毛毛的. 最近家里又在大興土木, 剛整修完后院, 陽台又出問題. 這次可沒本事自己修, 找人來估价真是什么价都有. 高至上万, 低至近千. 也不知道怎么個修法价錢竟可以差那么多. 最后找了鄰居開玻璃厂, 這外國人就是厲害什么都會自己修. 和他們談了談還真不是吹, 用料不錯, 方法又挺專業的, 价錢也适中. 決定這星期開工, 又是一大筆開支. 就在這當口上燒飯的電爐又出問題. 其實之前就時好時坏, 看小白獅烹餐飯像看表演似的, 鍋子在4各金屬盤上換來換去. 后來更好 ~ 死火. 沒辦法只能急匆匆買了個新電爐再找電工師傅從新接電線, 總算在周未都整好了. 這不又几百塊錢不見了. 一靜下來晚上腦里又盤算著找工作. 看來我今年的運程又不好, 這才過完年就掉錢. 真是煩心啊!!

新春愉快

新春期間因為有親戚探望, 所以沒机會上网. 現在借别人的祝詞恭祝各位!


望在新的一年里:
领导偏袒你，
警察让着你，
法院向着你，
官运伴着你，
媳妇/老公由着你，
吃喝随便你，
财运罩着你，
中奖只有你!!!

Moreland Rise - January 2008 Issue

It's time to renew the EBA (Enterprise Bargain Agreement) for our agents. The CSAA (Cat Special Agent Assoication) representative Q has been negoiated the past few weeks with the company IR (Industrial Relation) manager White Lion. Finally, the new EBA 2 is opened for voting now.

The company's recently introduction of "Cost Cutting" policy has major impacted to existing EBA 1. This is due to the recently interest increasing, petrol increasing and inflation.

As the result, the following two major downgrades will occur to the existing EBA 1.

Food has downgrade from:
1. 99c real fish can to 69c flour fish can.
2. $2.99/L tasty biscuit to $1.69/L plain flour biscuit.

Litter has downgrade from:
1. Tidy Cat odour control $1.5/kg to Coles (rock & sand) 60c/kg

If the new EBA 2 is successfully voted and approved by agents, the company will reward our agents with 3 x super tasty fish cans which worth $3 dollars.

Your Vote is Crucial and Vote Yes to Secure your future!

我的后院

我的后院一直像森林般無人打理. 直到去年的某一天, 小白獅無法忍受, 我們才開始打理. 本來只打算剪剪樹, 拔拔草. 沒想到越理越坏, 最只能木柵連樹和其它植物一起清除. 換了木柵后又發覺野草泛濫, 野貓野鳥還有野虫分分來搶地盤. 看看下面的照片, 誰還想去后院坐坐?

在沒辦法的情況下外加小白獅在一旁慫勇, 于是我做了個自找苦吃的決定 ~ 自己從鋪后院的地. 在看了, 听了和問了很多人后, 我們決定先除草. 為了防止再生草, 我們便去了warehouse買了防草藥水, 可以預防一年不生草. 花了一個下午清理干淨草和落葉, 變成下面:

如果沒有買paver大石板的話我想這樣我都很滿足了! 可惜注定我是勞碌命, 我花了整整二個星期去重新鋪地. 本來應該早些整完可因為我沒經驗, 重鋪了二次...第三次才成功. 不過鋪的還不錯! 看看我的新后院:

朋友們都覺得不可思議, 不過其實并不難, 只是超累要趴在地上. 而且節省了很多錢, 不過我想我不會再鋪地了. 試過一次就夠了, 只要學會了以后就可以告訴別人我要怎么做! 很值得的一次經歷!!